Today, I decided to do impressions of various things. My first one was an elm tree. I think I did well. I stood tall with confidence, and I enjoyed basking the light of life. Well, I then did one of a lava pit. I gurgled and gurgled, and then something fell into me. I didn't do a great job of it, but it was fun for a little while. I needed another one, and I decided to test my limits, so I imitated a plank of wood. It went well - no one noticed me, nor did anyone bother to put varnish on me. That one lasted a little longer than anticipated, but it did segue nicely into my impression of a visitor to an Amish paradise. They didn't pay their stupid phone bill. Boo hoo hoo hoo. Lastly, I did one of a catapult, but that one might have gotten me into trouble, though I think the castle defenses were up to snuff.

Yeah, I do a lot of impressions. I think next I'll imitate a log. At least then I won't have to think too much about being forgotten. I mean, I'd be a log. Easy. Happy hunting!