I'm going to hum my blog post for today.

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Happy hunting!

Blogging time! I apologize I haven't posted in a few days, but I got caught up going to Vegas and being hot, but here's another post! Yes, life happens. It happens a lot, especially when you're alive, and have a family! But I will say that being busy is good for me, especially because I have ADHD and depression. Amazing how I have to polar opposite mental health conditions! I'm just that talented. I also say that, if you enjoy something and are good at doing said something, do it! I'm good at making off-color jokes, rattling historical facts, and stage-acting, so I do them! I've also been told I'm a good cinematographer, which I'd have to say is accurate. Methinks I should be a cinematographer, if I ever make it into the filming world, but that's not my #1 goal right now. My #1 goal is to get my Master's. I'll worry about filmmaking later. Happy hunting!

There comes a time in our lives where we must sit back and reflect. I did that just this morning. Well, sort of did. I stood back, and looked at myself in the mirror. Thankfully, I had clothes on me, so it wasn't too disgusting a sight. I do wonder when I'm going to do the reflecting, and not the mirror, but I don't think I've leveled up enough to get that skill. Or is it equipment? Do I wear reflecty bits on my person to appear reflectisized? I love making up new words! If you use those two words, and you're a dude, you have to pay me $5. If you're a chick, and use those words, you owe me a kiss. Well, unless you aren't my wife. Then you owe me $5. Get that new class skill! I know I will. Happy hunting!

Occasionally, we have to wait for things. Why, I remember waiting for the Packers to win another Super Bowl, which they did with most of their good players on injured reserve. I've also had to wait for a grade. One thing I've never waited to do is breathe. I sure do enjoy breathing. If I don't breathe, I get short of breath, which isn't good, so I breathe instead. I've also had to wait for a show to start, and I always watch the clock to make sure I haven't missed it, but that makes it take longer to start, so I want time to fly, and, thus, throw my watch. Thankfully, I've only broken three. Neat! But, yeah, waiting shouldn't be the bane of your existence, unless you're waiting for food. Then it can be a bane. Happy hunting!

I once suggested plastic surgery to someone because he lost a foot. I also suggested plastic surgery to someone who had lost his mind. I then suggested plastic surgery to someone who lost his fortune. All three were offended, and that's why it's important to wear pants. Happy hunting!

I have a policy to never touch someone else's props. It's a theatre adage I learned doing Spider's Web, which integrated me into the Linkville Playhouse. This is true in all facets of life, as I've discovered by making errors in judgment. I touched someone else's prop yesterday, and I almost burst into flames. Thankfully, the heat setting had been low, but I got a small sting, and now I will adhere to this policy like a fly adheres to flypaper, except they die, and I live. I like being alive, and not burnt to death, although it reminds me of another adage what goes, "Build a man a fire, keep him warm for a while. Light a man on fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life." Happy hunting!

I think we all need a place to be calm. I suggest a closet or the trunk of a car. I've been in both, and they did wonders for me. Of course, some weirdos in masks locked me in both, but, unbeknownst to them, I had a working phone, and I found ways to entertain myself. I even sent a hot chick, who didn't know I had her number, a text about my predicament! Not sure how much good it did, though, because she still hasn't replied. Shame. I also forgot her name. Oops!

My point still sits. It doesn't stand, though, because I'm lazy. Well, happy hunting!